The Terry Nutkins Unicorn Club

Welcome to the Terry Nutkins Equestrian Centre for Unicorn riding excellence!!  Here at Nutkins, we like to make every squirrel feel that they are awesome enough that were Unicorn Riding an Olympic sport, they would be representing their country!!  We offer lessons for all levels of riding, from the novice kitten, gentle countryside hacks and nut collecting up to the more advanced competitive level.  But don't take our word for it! Here is what some of our pupils have to say...........
" I loves me unicorns...neep...neep...snuffle...thems are great! Me favorite unicorn is Merlin and I likes to take him out hunting for nuts and shit"..Jemima Nibbles - Squirrel, aged 2. (Jemima pictured below putting Merlin through his paces)



"One has been riding since one was a kitten...what...what...One joined the military at the age of one and one found ones equestrian experience jolly useful...." - Major Cuthbert Acorn-Nutcracker. (Major Acorn-Nutcracker pictured below taking part in the Queens Diamond Jubilee parade on his mount, Charger).



And of course, it doesn't stop there.  Here at the Terry Nutkins Equestrian Centre, we can also teach your little cherubs about all aspects of Unicorn care..
Here we show young Hazel Nutfree-Curry, daughter of Lord P Stachio and Lady Macadamia helping to look after her Unicorn, Foo-Foo Squiffle Cheeks.


SO COME AND JOIN IN FOR AN AWESOME UNICORN RIDING EXPERIENCE, WITH HUGE SPRINKLES OF MONKEY GLITTER!!
You can find us at:
Pine nut Farm,
Cashew Corner,
Nuttington.
Or follow our map for directions..