Actual shit I found on the internet

So, I know that The Bloggess already has a 'Shit I found on the internet' bit on her weekly round-up, but Jenny doesn't mean shit in the literal sense, unlike me. So this post really is shit I have found on the internet.

Okay, so I found this in the supermarket and not on the internet, but I am sharing it on the internet and it's my blog, so I can be a vague as I damn well like for my post criteria...

 

I was rather intrigued to see a comment on an article about Sharon Osbourne in the Daily Fail this week which in my opinion required further investigation

  - " Ah yes the lovely Mrs O, who by her own admission used  to send boxes of poo to people who annoyed her. So classy, how proud we all are  of her."    Nicky -Lincs,   - 

So, aside from feeling sorry for Nicky who sounds like a laugh a minute, and of course being from Lincolnshire would be the epitome of class.. *ahem*  my little shit detector ears pricked up.  I had a little bit more of a cyber dig with a tiny virtual teaspoon and found this interesting article here.  I  love Mrs O.  I know she isn't everyone's cup of tea but then quite frankly, neither am I and I have always said we are very similar - except my bank account is considerably smaller so I can't afford surgery but I tell you what, if I had the cash, I would be having every fucking anti-ageing treatment available...Now I have the proof that Sharon is indeed the fellow pea in my pod,  I think I should  try and launch Kitty Krap™ as a genuine business and its only proper to make Mrs Osbourne aware of my endevour...Can you imagine how funny the adverts for it would be?

And as a back up plan, I have already looked into swapping from my English Language and Literature degree on to a Poopology Degree.  Seriously! Poopologists are real people . Okay, they may not be called 'Poopologists', but they totally should be.....I wonder if they have varnished tiger poo like my friend David  I mentioned a couple of weeks back?

Do-doo's from a Giant Ground Sloth which was the size of a grizzly bear...and it would need to be one big bastard if was going to be passing these...It makes my eyes water just looking at the picture. Having said that, I have on occasion been the unfortunate discoverer of a floater left from the previous occupant of the toilet at work and OMG! I struggle to believe that they come from a woman! They are almost elephant poo-esque in their stature...

 

And finally - Okay, so I have run out of turd pictures!!

Apparently the 43 pounds just dropped clean out of her purse while she was getting out of the cab. No matter though, because some kind soul suggested having a whip round for her and started it off by shoving a £2 coin up her anus.