Just how well did you think that one through?

I think Marketing/New Product Development departments are missing a vital part of the process when they develop and launch a new product. Before a product is placed out there in the market place, any ideas should first be run through an interim department. It should be called the "What the fuck? Department" and its primary job would be to spot anything which could potentially cause a company embarrassment but could easily be missed on account of many marketing types having their heads jammed firmly up their own arseholes.
For example:
I found this in my local supermarket.

A cock and balls (with eyes) INSIDE A VAGINA

Now it just looks like someone having oral sex

Yes, this is a genuine product  & can probably be found on a supermarket shelf near you (hopefully the top one).
EPIC FAIL.